"Let’s Talk About Insurance"

(Punch it, Jim Yo, Lawyers can’t talk about this in court
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what they’re tryin’ to say, you know hear the truth about this lady being able to afford 10 times this poor injured person’s medical bills and impairments?
No, but that’s a part of life)

Come on

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Let’s talk about insurance, baby
Let’s talk about “He” and “She”
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about insurance
Let’s talk about insurance

Let’s talk about insurance for now to the people at home or in the office
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don’t deny, delay, and defend like Allstate or make void the topic
Cuz that ain’t gonna stop it
Now we talk about insurance in our offices, on the phone with adjusters, with defense attorneys being paid by the hour
Too bad our clients and the public don’t know, anything goes
Let’s tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it’s dirty have a choice
Pick up the pen, phone, or email and tell your Department of Insurance off
Will that stop US Chamber from bad commercials or adjusters from lying to clients prior to representation, Pep?  I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

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Hot to trot and confusing, too many options make any man’s wallet pop
Insurance Companies use what they got to get whatever they don’t got
Unsavvy consumers drool like fools, but then again they’re only human
This person was hit because the other driver behind them was really moving
Texting, chatting, drinking, playing with the child seat in the backseat
Nothin’ they ever swore was ever common
The mistakes were always in place, thanks to lobbying insurance to heads of state, men of distaste
hospital administrators, doctors, insurance adjusters, defense attorneys, no one is able to be self-insured with her not to get with
Or even mess with, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it’s as good as true
There ain’t a Chamber alive that Insurance Companies couldn’t get next to
Insurance Companies had it all in the bag so they should have been glad
But they were mad and sad and feelin’ bad
Thinkin’ about the things that they never had
No truth, facts, or empirical evidence to make claim for reform,no frivolous lawsuits to actually point to, no common sense approach to claims adjusting, no mention to their insured’s that they actually represent at fault drivers in uninsured claims, just butt sex, followed next without a check and a note
That last night was denied!

Let’s talk about insurance, baby (deny it)
Let’s talk about “He” and “She” (delay it, defend it)
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about insurance (on your home, auto, or self)
Let’s talk about insurance (don’t do it)
Let’s talk about insurance (Oo No)
Let’s talk about insurance

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies – let’s talk about insurance, all right
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(Yo, Pep, I don’t think they’re gonna print this in the paper)
And why not? Everybody has insurance
I mean, everybody should be paying their premiums and asking questions
Come on, how many people you know actually ask questions and look behind the false claims, misleading marketing by Chamber of Commerce and other Justice Deformers?
Not too many jurors I know)

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